Kick back and let the shirt do the talking. The You Call It Lazy, I Call It Retired tee is made for maximum chill—whether you're lounging at home, traveling cross-country, or just avoiding anything that sounds like responsibility. This 100% cotton unisex classic tee brings comfort, structure, and just the right amount of sass to your retirement wardrobe.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• The White variant may appear slightly off-white due to fabric properties.
• The Natural color may contain dark speckles in the fabric.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
